![]() 11/05/2020 at 18:19 • Filed to: If a regular person owns a CVPI they want to be a cop or can't be a cop or both | ![]() | ![]() |
But then I remembered that it’s still not that cool.
Yes, I will insult the Panther platform until I die.
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I know w e’ve got some Panther fans here, but I’ll take your side on this one .
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I will insult the Panther platform until I die.
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Filed to is this best thing I’ve read today.
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People who drive Panthers are wannabe cops
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Counterpoint: see the tag.
Counter-counterpoint: see the old folks who get a pass in the Grand Marquis.
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My grandma loves her Panthers. But no cvpi only grandma spec.
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They should’ve brought the Australian Falcon over here.
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Ummm wrong, this is the coolest Panther car
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Were they ever cool? I don’t think they were ever cool.
I liked owning a CVPI because I knew I could fix whatever went wrong with one of those screwdrivers that flipped around, duct tape, and a rock. Or...not, because it would still run on like 1 and a half cylinders with three wheels
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How dare you Queen Latifah me.
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i secretly want a Grand Marquis (because I suspect they're very comfortable), and I'm not a cop wannabe..
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It’s a car named panther (in italian) with a ford motor. SO basically a cool Ford Panther.
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Then I have bad news, you can now shop on seniors day at the Walgreens.
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Beaten at my own game.
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My girlfriend had one in college. Very comfortable but completely lacking proper support and NO DEADPEDAL. You always had to find places for your feet. That and it was from Upstate NY and it basically was decaying around you
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https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a15135795/kenny-brown-marauder-s-specialty-file/
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If you'd seen my car history you'd know I've basically been yhere for years.. lol
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I had one, they’re a lot more comfortable than anything you can get now, but ride like an
oxcart compared to the B-body Fleetwood of the 1990s.
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I’m down with the lack of support, in this use case I’m basically looking for a living room couch with seat belts.
On the dead pedal, was there enough room to basically "man spread" and leave your left foot just sitting on the floor?
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I used to kinda tuck my left leg up against the door panel. They also make aftermarket dead pedals you can install, or like screw down a block of wood or something.
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There is also different kind of Panthers . Here’s a Pa nther Kallista:
Panther Rio:
Panther Six:
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I was strongly looking for one of these as my first real car purchase. Literally the only reason why I bought a Miata instead was because I wanted something with a manual as my only requirement. I know people have put manuals in these but its not particularly easy. Its hilarious to cross shop Miatas, Subaru WRX, and Marauders but that was what I did.
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I agree... Panther cars mostly suck.
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The Panther was used for the presidential limo for a few years. I wouldn’t mind having one of those.
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And then there’s the Pink Panther car...
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Alright mods ban all those who talk down upon the best cars ever made.
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But at least it's not of them FOREIGN jobs!
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Not here it isn’t, i n Canada, where they made them.
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Plenty of room to spread out. I couldnt stick my feet quite out in front of me like a lounger but certainly some could. It had adjustable pedals so there was plenty of room behind them for someone shorter than I
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The ones that fall into your both category are the worst. B ro, i f you can’t meet the basic standards that are far too low, just stop. But they don’t stop. They work “ security” at Home Depot and drive a CVPI.
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Thank God someone with some sense. Car was held up to be badass and almighty and got pu nked by a v6 Accord
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Counterpoint: Panther-based Town Cars are cool, especially the s
Just check out that digital dash and you’re transported right into the mind of a businessman being driven home from the airport in 1996.
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yes i died while in the process of typing “second generation”
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People that own Marauders want to be pirates. Also, m
any of the newer caprices are the least expensive
way to get lots of power in an unassuming vehicle.
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I’ll die on this hill but the Marauder tickles my fancy. I want it
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B-Body FTW
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If by unassuming, you mean everyone else thinks you're an unmarked cop car